Dr. Sol Adoni
The Pontifications of Dr. Sol Adoni
Do you know all the women check you out when you walk by?
So a buddy of mine and I ran some errands yesterday, first stop was a huge Walmart where I had to return a defective item.
So he says he’ll wait at the customer service area and I began a long trek to the other end of the store to get a replacement item.
When I return he says, “Do you know all the women check you out when you walk by?”
I say, “Yeah, it’s always been like that, a pretty girl goes by a crowd of men and all she hears is cat calls. A good looking guy, he gets the chicks eyeballs all over him. It’s instinct, they can’t help themselves, they see a big guy (52″ Chest) with long brown ringlet curls almost to his waist and they think Fabio type guy, or Rock Star or whatever.”
This is why I rarely ever have to do the dog and pony show guys do, when they go out to a club, the chicks have always just come up to me and I choose what one I want after they do the dog and pony show. LOL
So later we eat lunch at a strip club and they had some decent looking talent there considering it was the day shift. So the clear hottest chick in the place walks by me a couple of times and after the 3rd time she stops a couple of feet by me and turns and throws up her hands like WTF Dude I’m so hot and guys drool all over me and you barely noticed me.
So we start to talk and within a few seconds she’s saying let’s go to VIP and have Sex.
So my buddy says, “Damn they usually talk a little and try to get dances and here is the hottest girl in here asking you to have sex in seconds.”
Another day in the life of ME.
As Gene Simmons says, “It’s GOOD to be ME!”
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