This is why I date 18 to 22 year old chicks.
I like to bounce quarters off their hard little asses.
Did you see the terrible photo of Cindy Crawford’s body? It looks like crap and with her dough it should be hard as steel.
Yet her stretched marked torso and cellulite thighs are hanging out all over the place while posing in her underwear.
If she was a stripper I would tip her a buck TO GO AWAY.
Hey the face is still gorgeous but the body is what happens to everyone, it sags and it wrinkles and it looks like an old person and she’s not that old.
Sorry, but as long as I can afford 18 to 22 year old hotties, I’ll keep them.
Put your clothes back on Cindy no one wants to see how father time has destroyed your once gorgeous body.